♪ One evening as the sun went down ♪
♪ with the peaceful sea surrounding ♪
♪ Up came a pirate splashing ♪
♪ and he said, "Hey, I'm not drowning ♪
♪ I'm heading for a land that's far away ♪
♪ where adventure waits on dry land ♪
♪ So come with me we'll go and see ♪
♪ a place called Candied Island" ♪
♪ "Who needs candied island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks" ♪
♪ "But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ go tricklin' down the rocks"♪
♪ "It's dangerous and risky" ♪
♪ "but adventurous and free" ♪
♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
♪ "There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The Misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
[ WHISTLING ]
♪ All hands on deck ♪
♪ You can hear the sailors call ♪
[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
Flapjack: Cap'n.
Oh, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS, GROANS ]
Flapjack: Cap'n, Bubbie's asleep.
Let's sneak out and have some fun!
K'nuckles: I'm tryin' to sleep.
Flapjack: Oh, you can sleep later.
Let's go on an adven--
K'nuckles: Always with the adventures.
Adventuring ain't everything, boy.
Flapjack: Aah!
K'nuckles: You got to rest up between the adventures.
And then you got to take a rest
from all the resting up.
Flapjack: Well, that doesn't make any sense.
K'nuckles: Well, I don't think I care what you think,
'cause you've never even been
on a real adventure!
Flapjack: ♪ Why do I feel so restless ♪
♪ when it comes to restin' easy? ♪
♪ I feel there's something out there for me ♪
♪ but no one seems to believe me ♪
♪ The open sea is calling me ♪
♪ Can't they see it's my destiny? ♪
♪ I want to be a real adventurer ♪
♪ It's what I'm here for, Bubbie ♪
♪ that's for sure ♪
♪ I want to travel the whole world wide ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where ♪
♪ I'll just roll with the tide♪
♪ I'll be singin' and sailin' ♪
♪ and wrestlin' and playin' ♪
♪ Can't you see that it's what I need? ♪
Bubbie: [ YAWNS ]
Baby, is that singin'?
Flapjack: ♪ Yes, Bubbie ♪
♪ It is me ♪
♪ I'm just singing about my destiny ♪
♪ on the open sea ♪
Bubbie: Oh, that's nice, sugar, but it's late,
you know, and Bubbie's got to get her 12 hours.
Could you just keep it down?
Flapjack: Sure, Bubbie.
♪ I-- ♪
Bubbie: No, baby.
Down in volume, Flapjack.
Not down in pitch.
Flapjack: I'll just keep my hopes and dreams
to myself then, I guess.
Bubbie: No, baby. That's not what I --
Flapjack: ♪ I want to be --♪
K'nuckles: Enough! Let's go do something.
Flapjack: Really?!
K'nuckles: Anything to stop that singing.
Flapjack: ♪ Oh, boy! ♪
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
Flapjack: Ohh!
I wish I could go in!
K'nuckles: A little boy like you?
No way. Bubbie would kill me
if I let you in there on a saturday night.
Flapjack: Oh.
Aah!
K'nuckles: I don't even want to go in there.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: Ahh. Sailors.
Footloose and fancy free.
Hey!
Hey, heh, heh, heh.
Heh, heh, heh.
Heh, heh, heh,
heh, heh, heh.
Oh, to be so young and carefree.
Hey! Give me your clothes!
Flapjack: Wha?
No, I mean, I'll pay you!
Uh, 10 quid.
10 quid to switch shirts with you!
- Come on. - Whoa, there!
What kinds of trouble are ya gettin' into this time,
Mr. Thomas Hatch?
We got to get back to --
Aw, shut up!
K'nuckles: Come on, Flap.
10 quid buys a lot of candy!
Just switch shirts with this fool.
Flapjack: Hmm.
- Okay! - All right!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Ah, shut up!
Shut up!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
K'nuckles: Aha! Whoo-hoo!
Wait, wait!
Switch hats!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Hey, hey, check it out!
"I'm a 'wittle' boy!
I'm just a 'wittle' boy!"
Flapjack: Heh.
I'm a sailor...
More, Thomas, more!
"I'm a chunky 'wittle' boy!"
[ FARTS ]
Aw, I made a mess in my pants.
'Cause I'm a "wittle" boy!
Wittle boy, wittle boy,
wittle boy, wittle boy,
wittle boy, wittle boy!
I'm a wittle boy!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'm a wittle boy!
What do you think you're doing?!
[ BOTH GASP ]
Aah! Ohh!
Of course. You three!
Always you three!
Patch, Satch, and Hatch!
Flapjack: Oh, ha! I'm not --
You were supposed to be on deck 20 minutes ago!
Move it!
[ ALL PANTING ]
Idiots.
[ BELL DINGS ]
Aah!
Ha ha! Best deal we ever made, Flap, huh?
Flapjack?
Flapjack: Bye, stormalong!
I'll miss you!
Ha! I'm a sailor!
I don't know about this, man.
It'll be fine.
Flapjack: Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah!
Don't draw attention to yourself.
Yeah, Captain's no dummy.
Hey, you!
Who taught you how to fold a sail?
You have to do something for us.
You have to pretend to be Hatch.
You! You!
He's counting the men.
And if he finds out Hatch is not here...
He'll put us in the brig.
Flapjack: That doesn't sound so bad.
[ GASPS ]
- Watch! - Here!
- Latch! - Here!
- Phatch! - Here!
- Batch! - Here!
- Catch! - Here!
- Match! - Here!
- Scratch! - Here!
- Squatch! - Here!
Flatch!
[ FARTS ]
Hatch!
Hatch?
Satch, Patch?
Where are those three?
There they are, Captain!
We're off schedule already.
We don't need to waste more time
looking for you three.
Bubbie: Flapjack!
Flapjack!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
Flapjack: Ah! Oh!
What are you doing?!
Flapjack: I'm saying goodbye to Bubbie.
You shouldn't answer to Flapjack anymore.
Flapjack: Why?
You got to answer to "Thomas Hatch,"
or the captain will know you're a fake!
Fake! Fake!
What's this?
Oranges.
They're balls painted orange
to look like oranges!
Oh! My orange balls!
We don't have room for useless novelties.
See this?
Real orange!
Unh!
It's real!
Graah!
Anyone else who tries to bring something
that ain't the real thing onto the ship,
and I will send them to the brig!
[ MOANING ]
[ SAILORS MURMURING ]
Hey, you!
That better not be fake!
The captain doesn't have tolerance for fakes.
Flapjack: Yeah.
Bubbie: Flapjack.
Flapjack?
Have any of you sailors seen Flapjack?
Please, please.
You have to pretend.
Bubbie: Is that you, Flapjack?
Flapjack: No, lady, I'm Thomas Hatch.
[ DING! ]
Bubbie: You sure look like Flapjack.
Flapjack: Nope. I'm Thomas Hatch.
[ DING! ]
Maybe you should get your eyes checked!
Bubbie: Maybe you should get your manners checked!
Sailors...
Flapjack: ♪ Look at me, I can't believe ♪
♪ I'm a sailor Oh, whoopee! ♪
♪ I feel just like a mighty king ♪
♪ 'Cause now I'm here, and here's the thing ♪
♪ I'm stacking boxes in a row ♪
♪ Rock back and forth go with the flow ♪
♪ This is where I want to be ♪
♪ on a ship sailing so free! ♪
♪ But what about those ♪
♪ I've left behind? ♪
♪ They'll be happier without me so never mind ♪
♪ They know this is my only dream ♪
♪ To be out here adventuring ♪
Ooh...
♪ Wash, wash, wash and a scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
♪ Sweep, sweep, sweep and a tug, tug, tug ♪
♪ Scrape, scrape, scrape and a push, push, push ♪
♪ Mop, mop, mop and a big waboosh ♪
What has gotten into you, Thomas Hatch?
There's something different about you?
I can't quite put my finger on it.
[ BELL DINGING ]
Captain, there's a problem!
There's always a problem.
That was close.
Too close.
Look, you almost did us in out there.
If this is gonna work,
you need serious Hatch lessons.
- Hmm. - Where to start?
Where to start?
Flapjack: Where to start?
Let's start with this!
- This? - Yes, this!
You have to stop being friendly.
Flapjack: Okay.
You have to get rid of that beautiful smile of yours.
Mm, that doesn't look right.
Hatch didn't ever look sad.
Bring back the smile.
Eyes?
Bring the eyebrows down.
Lower?
Lower!
Now, you need to act
like a jerk and complain more.
Flapjack: Okay.
[ ALL MUNCHING ]
I think I'm thirsty.
That's mine!
Flapjack: Aah!
How was that?
I want to see you try it again.
This time, forget about your instincts
and imagine "What would hatch do?"
Flapjack: I'm thirsty.
That's mine!
Flapjack: Hey! I'm thirsty!
Oh. Take it if you want it so bad.
Great job!
Much better!
If you use those moves,
and only those moves,
even a blind man won't see that you're not Hatch.
Can you handle it Fla-- oop!
Hatch, I mean?
Flapjack: I can handle it.
[ CREW SNORING ]
It was a lot of work explaining
how little makes up Thomas Hatch.
I'm gonna get some sleep.
Yeah, that sounds good.
I got top!
Flapjack: No, you don't. You have bottom.
I think you can put it to rest for now.
Flapjack: I think you need to put your rest on the bottom!
Patch?
Let the kid have it.
Goodnight, Thomas.
Flapjack: Good ni--
shut up, already!
Bubbie: I don't know about this, K'nuckles.
Something just doesn't seem right.
K'nuckles: Are you still going on about Flapjack?
Bubbie: But he's changed.
K'nuckles: He's going through his man-changes.
This can be a sensitive time for the boy.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
Hey, there, Flappy!
This is -- this is great.
Just great.
Home sweet home. Am I right?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Ahh.
It's nice to be able to just relax
for a change, you know?
- Rest up. - K'nuckles: Yeah!
You're finally comin' around, boy!
Well, I guess I'm ready to go to sleep now.
Bubbie: Uh, do you still want me to tuck you in?
Tuck me in?
Yes, please!
Bubbie: Okay, here you go.
Good night, sugar.
Good night.
Good night!
K'nuckles: Goodnight.
♪ Who would of thought ♪
♪ a guy like me ♪
♪ would have a second chance at a family? ♪
♪ 'Cause this is all I've really wanted in life ♪
♪ Just to stay at home with a husband and wife ♪
♪ and I would be their little bundle of joy ♪
♪ Their cute and funny bouncing little baby boy ♪
♪ and they would take such good care of me ♪
♪ My mama and my papa and a baby, me ♪
♪ Oh, I love the home life ♪
♪ no chores to do ♪
♪ They wait on me hand and foot ♪
♪ and bring me food ♪
♪ I don't think I'd ever return to the sea ♪
♪ Now that I've got my own -- my own family ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There seems to be something different with Flapjack ♪
♪ Whatever it is, I'm glad his life's on track ♪
♪ He's growing up bright ♪
♪ and he's growing up strong ♪
♪ I must've been doin' ♪
♪ something right all along ♪
Bubbie: ♪ This seems a little strange now ♪
♪ it just don't add up ♪
♪ Why do little angels have to grow up? ♪
♪ But my baby's still my baby ♪
♪ and that's just a fact ♪
♪ I'll always love him ♪
♪ 'cause he's my little Flapjack ♪
Captain's coming this way!
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
It's looking good.
I didn't tell you to stop!
You better be here when I come back.
I feel there's something not you, Hatch.
Is there something wrong with you, sailor?
Flapjack: Eh...
Hey, you two!
I just cleaned that area!
Shoo! Shoo!
There's the Thomas Hatch I know.
Would you like to sit next to the Captain
tonight at dinner?
Flapjack: Yes, I would like to.
Thank you.
Continue.
- The kid did it! - Ow!
Flapjack: Shut up.
[ CREW GRUNTING, MUNCHING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Dinner's over. Get back to work.
[ CREW GRUMBLING ]
Hey! Not you!
Flapjack: Oh, no!
Stay for a moment.
Hey, come on!
I'm gonna have a little talk
with your buddy Thomas here.
[ CLATTERING ]
Flapjack: Yeah! Thomas here.
You think the boy can pull it off alone?
Yeah. Look at him.
Just like hatch.
Flapjack: Outta here!
I like your style.
And you know what else?
You're my favorite.
That's it. You better get going.
I don't want the other guys to get jealous.
Don't ever go soft on me.
[ CREW MURMURING ]
Hey!
Flapjack: You already had dinner! Grr!
Thomas Hatch, you know hard it is
to sail with holes in the sails?
Flapjack: Shut up!
Hey, Hatch, that was our compass!
Now we're gonna get lost!
Flapjack: Shut up!
[ LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY ]
Whoo!
Blast!
We're off course!
Where's the compass?
[ CREATURE ROARING ]
[ GASPS, STAMMERING ]
Flapjack: Cap'n, that passage is our only safe haven!
Ha!
That's why they call me the best.
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
Flapjack: Finally, some calm waters.
Am I right?
Yeah, maybe too right.
There's the opening!
Steady now, fellas.
[ SEAGULL SCREECHES ]
[ RUMBLING ]
[ SEAGULL SCREECHING ]
Whoooaaa!
Flapjack: We got to turn around, Captain!
No! We're pointed this way!
Besides, somebody tore up our sails.
Flapjack: Oh, right.
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
[ WHINNYING ]
Pbht!
[ DISTANT SCREAMING ]
Huh? Ugh...
every time.
Always something to fix.
Uh, sorry, kids, I got to go check this out.
'But... but...
Oh, don't give me that face.
All right! Come along.
Both: Yay!
Maybe you'll learn something.
We're doomed!
Flapjack: Look!
It's Poseidon!
And two little Poseidons!
Okay, see this, kids.
This is what not to do at sea.
Oh.
I'll be back in a min.
Well, well, well,
what do we have here?
Go on, Thomas!
You're good with people.
Use some of that Thomas Hatch magic!
[ DING! ]
Flapjack: Hey! How 'bout a little help down here?
Excuse me?
Flapjack: Come on! You're big enough
to block all these dumb rocks.
Just do it!
Do you know who you're talking to, sailor?
Flapjack: Shut up!
[ ALL GASP ]
What is your name, sailor?
Flapjack: Uh...
Thomas Hatch.
Look, Thomas...
I was going to help you,
but you just told me to shut up
in front of my kids.
So I guess you're tough enough
to figure it out yourself.
What did he say?
Flapjack: Um, we're on our own.
Somethin' about the law of the sea or somethin'.
He's right.
We're grown men, all of us!
Flapjack: Uh...
We have to forge ahead
and hope we can make it through in one piece.
And if we don't make it?
Well, at least I'll have
Thomas Hatch at my side.
All right.
Here goes everything.
[ BELL DINGS ]
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
Whoa!
Flapjack: Ohh, this is all my fault!
Captain, I have something to confess!
I'm a little busy trying to live, Thomas!
Flapjack: But it's important, and I might not get
another chance to tell you!
Say no more!
I love you, too, Thomas Hatch!
Flapjack: No, I'm not Thomas Hatch!
I'm just a kid!
A kid?!
Both: A kid?!
A kid?
So you're a fake!
A stowaway!
Cap'n, look out!
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
So...
you're a kid, huh?
I should throw you in the brig, you know!
Flapjack: Sorry, Cap'n.
Just wanted to be a real adventurer.
What you did back there...
lying to my face...
that took guts.
I could use those guts on my ship.
What do you say, sailor?
Flapjack: For the rest of my life?
Aye, aye, Cap'n!
"And they sailed on forever after.
The end."
Now off to sleep, you sea monkeys.
But, Papa,
that ending was boring!
Yeah, what about the whale
and the funny old Cap'n?
Doesn't the boy miss his family?
Look, that's how it happened.
You two were there, remember?
This isn't some fairy tale.
This is my diary.
Change it, Papa!
Yeah, change it back!
[ SIGHS ]
All right, all right.
You know this is illegal, right?
Both: Papa!
[ SIGHS ]
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
Bubbie: That ain't my baby.
K'nuckles: What do you mean?!
Go on! Tell her how much you love her, Flap.
You are a very beautiful whale, ma'am.
Bubbie: Where's my baby?!
Flapjack: ♪ Right here ♪
Bubbie!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Bubbie: Oh, baby, where you been?
Flapjack: Well, I wanted to go on an adventure,
but I missed you too much, Bubbie!
Bubbie: Aw, I missed you, too, baby!
Well, I guess you don't need me around anymore.
Nope.
Hey, flap, that sounded like a real great adventure!
Can I go adventuring with you?
Flapjack: Oh, I don't know, Cap'n.
[ YAWNS ]
I really should get some rest.
K'nuckles: Huh?
Flapjack: Just kidding!
K'nuckles: Adventure!
Flapjack: Shut up!
[ LAUGHTER ]